you can insult me however you like but don’t you ever dare call me a gryffindor
I hate first impressions because the first impression I always give people is “the girl who doesn’t talk”
dear adam scott pls stop being an idiot thanks
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”